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David Santos

Tenor I/Vocal Percussion

 

School Year
2010
Joined Circle
Fall 2006
Bio

David Santos (DAY-vid SAN-tos)

Noun

  1. A second year awesomology major who was recruited into the Circle of Fifths originally as a groupie. When moving sound equipment from the Circle-mo-bile (a tandem bike with 13 seats in which he was the only one commanded to pedal and steer) a speaker that the ensemble didn't even need for the performance (but made him move as meaningless grunt-work) fell onto his foot. The resulting girlish shriek was a soprano G, and thus his talent as a tenor was discovered.
  2. A beat boxer whose ability derives from catching Bobby McFerrin's spit in his mouth
  3. Founder of the church of Davidism. Current members: 1
  4. A belief that people who use "gay" as a synonym for "stupid" are retarded
  5. A belief that people who use "retarded" as a synonym for "stupid" are gay

Verb

  1. To Anoint with PAM
  2. To neglect until blissfully forgotten
  3. To engage in acts of piracy

Adjective

  1. Supremely awesome
  2. Awesomely supreme
  3. Custom