Anthony Kaneaster

Tenor II

Founding Member

Nickname

The Bear

School Year

2009

Joined Circle

Fall 2005

Bio

Anthony is actually a Russian spy who has been sent to UCI to infiltrate the underground culture of collegiate a cappella. It is a known fact that Billy Joel's song "The Longest Time" lead to the creation of the Universe. It is also known that Chuck Norris' only weakness is a cappella music. Anthony hopes to learn more secrets about the power of a cappella(through the Circle of Fifths) and proclaim himself Emperor of the Universe. And for future reference, Anthony's actual name is Borris Rachmaninoff Smirnoff Sostenutovich McLovinberg, but he just goes by "Bear-Claw".

On another note: Anthony's beard, when not busy with spy stuff, doubles as a part time model/actor. It has appeared in such films as The Lord of the Rings (Fellowship of the Ring, Two Towers and Return of the King)and has also appeared as a beard double for actors like Jack Black, Tom Cruise and Natalie Portman.